"Are you horizontal or vertical?"
"Don't you mean top or bottom?"
"Girl, that's so last season. We are talking bout positions, not these fake pitchers and catchers and they really are all ground balls."
This is a conversation me and my good friend Keith talked bout at the R Club tonight (minus the 'girl'...we only talk like that when we are drunk.). It has come to our attention that there are really no real 'tops' out there. Everyone is either a bottom or "versatile". That's just like saying someone is "bisexual" or "straight"...they just don't exist anymore. So instead of lying to ourselves by labeling being high or low, we decided to define our activities by positions.
Sue us for being genius and smart. So the question for the year is, "Do you prefer it horizontal or vertical?"
Or diagonal?
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